brain: u gotta be… The Best™
me: ok so we’ll work hard then?
brain: no work… only Best.
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Me: *is feeling bad*
Also me: *can’t think of a way to make it funny*
Brain: can’t talk about it then
i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing
my doctor said im allergic to citrus